Microplay Gaming was full of pre-pubescent kids ... so we decided to go to the pub!
Keasy got a new camera for Christmas. He's still working out how to use it.
Hyder hangs his head in shame for blatantly misleading us - we didn't know he was a hippy!
Wooster wonders what the hell he's doing here. Hyder's hair has really put him in a contemplative mood.
Keasy finally gets his camera working - it's only taken him about an hour.
Keasy admits that he has yuppie tendencies - ICE in his Magners! AARRGGHH!!
Hyder begins to turn into a demon as the alcohol takes effect.
Wooster notices this and realises that things are getting damn scary!
Rusty thinks "Who gives a fuck? I'm going to counter it by looking glakit."
Keasy says "Look! I told ya I could get it working!" w00t! Get the beers in!
"It's took me long enough to work it out! I SHALL take your photos!"
Couple at a nearby table wondering what the hell they have stumbled across.
It's amazing what you can photo when you put the camera on the top of your head!
Man at nearby table desperate to join the PCFF meet. WELL YA CAN'T YA ARSE!
Hyder tells Wooster about the size of the fish he caught in the Clyde.
Wooster thinks "Shit! That might be enough to cure my constipation!"
The Demon wishes he couldn't mind read. "And would the nosey git behind me just FUCK OFF!"
"Did you hear what that demon just said, dear? Did you bring your wooden stake with you?"
How to counteract a wooden stake? Get the condoms out, of course!
I'm sure the instructions are wrong on this box. Do you really put it on her stomach?
Keasy remembers. "I know what you do with them, and I shall now demonstrate how."
"First you open the box. This is one of the most tricky tasks."
Then you hold the foil wrapper over your head and look like a pissed twat."
Stage 3 is to try and get it big enough to hold Hyder's fish. Not easy you know."
"I don't know if this is right, but I LURVE the smell of latex. Yarr!!"
Keasy proves what we all knew - he can be a right dick-head at times!
Hyder recoils in horror. Even The Demon cannot overcome a knobhead.
"I'm not a knobhead! I am The Mekon, evil enemy of Dan Dare!"
"Shit! My alter ego as Dan Dare has been rumbled! I'd better scarper!"
Poof! Wooster disappears and returns as a pint of Kronenbourg tops.
Hyder is beset with grief at this. "I drink Tennents you bastard!"
Keasy and Rusty show off the results of a good Scottish meet - Condoms and Irn Bru!